...from the past couple weeks. Proving life really is all about "the little things".
-Croatian pizza pies rarely arrive at the table sliced
-Croatians LOVE the Apostles Creed....or Catholicism in general anyway...churches on every corner
-Kevin Connell has the world's smallest bladder
-Croatians are insanely tall and beautiful....the average Croatian is nearly two inches taller than the average American
-Young Croatians, almost without exception, dismiss beer in favor of vodka drinks
-Nobody is fat in this part of the world
-I wish I'd have signed up for T-Mobile rather than Verizon as T-Mobile's network extends into the Balkans
-Girls who pronounce their names abnormally, generally aren't terribly fun people...as in, Dana, insisting the first vowel in her name is a soft A
-Printer paper is 8.5 by 12 instead of 8.5 by 11....frustrating when you've brought folders along in the PROPER American sizes
-Croatians, while otherwise stylish, love fannypacks
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